Join Rae and Jenna on this week's episode of Femsplaining, where they dive into the biggest scourge of the Star Wars galaxy: nepo babies! From the Skywalker dynasty to possible illegitimate love children, we're talking about how these cosmic connections create more problems than they solve.
And you know we can't talk about Star Wars nepo babies without getting into Kylo Ren. We're spilling all the tea on this whiny, entitled heir, and why his "villainy" is just a tantrum on a galactic scale. We're asking the hard questions: Is being the grandson of Darth Vader a character arc, or just a glorified trust fund? Get ready for some serious Kylo Ren-hating.
So grab your blue milk and tune in as we unpack the nepotism in the Star Wars universe and debate whether the Force is truly with anyone, or if it's just a hand-me-down from mom and dad.
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Yeah, we have some good nerd bullshit today.
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I mean, it's always good. But define good because like, I
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think that like, nepotism is like not everyone's cup of tea.
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No, nepotism might not be good, but like, the topic itself and
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what sort of nonsense we're about to bring to it is pretty
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good. I've adjusted myself so you can
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see my, you know, my Star Wars stuff.
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Because today we will be talking about nepo babies in the Star
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Wars universe, of which there are many.
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Yeah, we're both repping like some of our favorite nepo
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babies. Jenna's got her her Luke
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Skywalker, and I've got my niche Poe Dameron in his stupid little
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scarf. So his stupid gay little scarf.
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His gay little scarf. Oh, you know, you can't, you
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can't talk about Star Wars Nefo babies without starting with
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Luke Skywalker, because he's like the ultimate Star Wars Nefo
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baby. Like he he set the set the path
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in his Chanel boots. And his bisexual girlfriend,
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like I I definitely would. Luke would thrive as a as in our
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society today. By wife, energy, truly.
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But you agree. We say you agree.
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No, I definitely like agree that you have to like start with
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Luke, but I also like think that.
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You, you got to bring up his reluctant Nepho baby twin sister
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Leia. So I, you know, I forgot that
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she technically would be a Nepho baby too because.
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And she hates it. Yeah.
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But like, well, she's also like double Nepho baby because not
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only was she like Padme and Anakin's child, but then adopted
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by like the Queen and Senator of Alderaan like.
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Bro, I would have been so mad if I was fucking Luke.
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It's just like you got to be a Princess and I had to be on like
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a fucking desert planet being a water farmer.
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What it? Would be so messy.
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Also like I don't get the logic behind that like that's a whole
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nother cran of worms to open. But like, like he like Obi Wan
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straight up brought Luke back to if I were Vader the 1st place I
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would look like my home. Like yeah, what logic?
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But but, but I'm they're watching him, so maybe that was
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the thing. It was like he was trying to use
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Anakin's neppo baby as bait. He might have been like thinking
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I can lure my my old friend here and turn him back to good.
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Which, you know, might not have worked, but I don't know, like
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for some reason I feel like Leia, Leia like yeah, she's an
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FO baby, but she also put in the work to to get where she was.
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Like she had a leg up, but she also was like a like a junior's
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whatever senator or whatever in a rebel at like 14.
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Like she was, she was knee deep in in.
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Politics already? Are you trying to insinuate that
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that Luke Skywalker didn't work hard with the Force?
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No, not until. Like Coleman was like out there
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like doing his X wing reps on Daguba like.
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Yeah, but not until later. Like, like their early life.
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Their early life prior to to A New Hope.
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He was just like hanging around in the sand, moisture farming.
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But do we think that she. Was out there making moves.
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OK. But like don't do we think that
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like that made Luke more humble because it's like because of
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Leah's like double neppo baby powers she got?
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Opportunities to like participate in politics double
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neppo baby powers. I mean, maybe, but like, I I
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would, I would argue that. She's oh.
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I don't know if I'd say Leia's humble, but like she it's
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sharpened her like being that double Nepo baby made her a bad
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ass. Like as a as a child, like the
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Obi Wan series fantastic interpretation of young Leia
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being a bad ass at like 8 years old.
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But like, come on, she was just playing with the plane.
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Yeah. And Luke?
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'S let him play with his plane. Yeah, she's going on like
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missions, missions at 8:00, and then he's playing with his
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little plane. Yeah, like an 8 year old.
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He's doing age appropriate things.
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True, true. I mean, he did.
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He did, you know, once he found out it was a Jedi and all that,
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you know, stuff, he did. He put in the time.
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He put in the. He got the gains.
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Yeah. He hung out in a swamp, you
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know, he did. He did what he had to do.
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Yeah, but do you think Anaky is technically a Nepho baby?
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I do. I was actually thinking about
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this before we got on. Like, I'm just like, that is a
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force Nepho baby, right? He who's the father?
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He bring him on Mori. Yeah, like like the force is is
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made him a Nepho baby. Yeah, meta Chlorians.
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Literally. The chosen one like that is
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literally the title. You are the chosen 1.
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You are my brother. You're supposed to be.
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Yes, yeah, so all the Skywalkers are basically nipple babies
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because then if you even go down the line, you have Ben Solo, AKA
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Kylo Ren, that big stupid bitch. Your worst nipple baby.
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The worst one. Like literally the worst one.
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He took his his his advantage as a nepo baby and went in the
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wrong direction, like completely and.
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Then he didn't even, like, do it.
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Well, it's just like, Oh yeah, like you've got all these people
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following you as like the descendant of Vader, and you're
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a fucking bitch. You're not good at it and you're
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pussy. Oh my.
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God, no, he's like he he is like ultimate nepo baby just based on
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lineage, you know, like, yeah, family tree Anakin and.
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Leia based on lineage and like based on behavior.
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That is the nepo baby of Nepo babies.
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Right. His behavior is very nepo, baby.
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Like he's like, yeah, I'm powerful in the force.
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Because Luca, I'm from the Skywalker, you know, as we think
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about it, like that's literally all that the prequel series is,
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is a bunch of nepo babies fighting.
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The the prequel series. Or the sequels.
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You're right, because Ray is a nepo baby.
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She's Palpatine. Yeah.
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PO PO is is a nipple baby. Yeah, like contrary belief.
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Give me the deep dive of PO. Come on, give me the give me the
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his nipple baby. What makes him one?
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Because his like his his dad was a a Sergeant or a general in the
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rebellion and then his mom was also a pilot for green Squadron.
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So it's like they both, like, were working alongside, like,
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Luke Skywalker and Leia during the Rebellion.
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Like, that's a Rebellion brat. That's a Nepho baby.
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They're literally all the main characters except for Finn, who
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was just kind of stumbled upon the group.
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Are all Nepho babies fighting? You're right, yeah.
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But Kylo back to Kylo for a minute, unfortunately, because
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unfortunately, because like my favorite thing to do is hate on
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Kylo Ren. Like even in if you look, if you
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like, go into any of my author pages and find any content I've
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written about Kylo Ren, It's all it's all hater, but like
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professional hater because he's like the worst.
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He had such awesome potential. Like imagine being a child of of
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Leia and Han Solo. Imagine.
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Their kids in Legends are like much cooler.
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Yeah, like, admittedly I don't know a ton about legends, but
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I've heard their kids are like, really cool.
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Yeah. So I'm just like the more like I
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legends and like read about those neppo babies.
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I'm just like, wow, I can see why everyone's just like, yeah,
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like these are the proper sequels.
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And was like, you know what? You're right, You're right.
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So they're, they're kids in, in the, in the like, in legends
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that they also twins. They are right.
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They're yeah. And they're good.
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They're not on the dark. Side yeah, like I think that
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they're like both, like good. They're both, well, actually
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like Jace, like, ends up like, becoming like, evil at some
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point. Oh yeah, Dave Filoni stole that
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name from legends, by the way. But is he a?
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Little bitch about it like Kylo Ren.
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I actually haven't read like that deep into legends.
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OK, considering these are out, like I, I, I feel like Legends
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writers are like a lot stronger in writing more like compelling
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characters. So I'm like, just going to get
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to throw my two cents in and just assume that he's not a
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little bitch. Right, I I would assume the same
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thing. He probably has his reasons and
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the reasons aren't I thought my uncle was trying to kill me like
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that. Like I don't think that the
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child. Upon and was he was trying to
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kill you? Which also like, that's the
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insane plot line. Like what the hell, Luke?
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What are you doing? Like that is the like I I don't
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even know what to say even even Obi Wan like let Anakin get away
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with so many war crimes and like illegal schemes like before he
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turned into Vader and Luke is like, oh man, I have one bad
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feeling I'm going to kill my nephew.
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Oh my God. They're just like they all
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inherited Anakin's flair for dramatics.
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If there is just a minute chance I I have to.
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It's like this, the Batman V Superman argument.
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Oh my gosh. Yeah, yeah.
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So all the Skywalker's, all of them.
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Even Anakin, who's fatherless, is a Nebo baby.
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Admittedly, I wish we knew more about Obi Wan's past and I'm
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surprised at something that hasn't been.
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Unless I'm, unless I'm mistaken, I'm surprised at something that
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hasn't been explored. Obviously there wouldn't be a
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ton since he was taken as a child, but I think he had a
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brother. I think he said in something he
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says he remembers having a brother.
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So that would be cool to to learn about, yeah.
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So according to this quick little thing on Google, could
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could be wrong. The Internet lies all the time.
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I lie all the time. Science is a lie sometimes.
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Jana like ends up killing Jayce like after he like goes to the
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dark side. OK, but that would have been
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such a better sequel series than what we got.
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Yeah, so. That's sad.
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Higher emotional stakes. Like I really didn't care if
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Kylo Ren died or if Ray died. Like I don't know if I'm alone
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in that but I just didn't like connect with them enough to
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really care what happened. You can tell like based on like
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the writing of like the sequels. They didn't fully, in my
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opinion, have a lot of confidence in like the
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characters that they were developing.
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And that's why like I enjoy like all of like the other stuff that
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we've gotten post like the movies and like how comic book
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writers and novel writers have just kind of like grabbed like
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the characters. And we're just like, I'm gonna
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I'm gonna take care of you. I'm gonna fix it.
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You're you're you're coming home with me.
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I will give you life. I'll fix you the.
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That was like a big deal with the comic adaptation of The Rise
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of Skywalker because at the time that was coming out, you know, I
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was writing for comics about comics and it was a really big
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deal because even though it was a short, I think it was only
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maybe like a six issue run. It added scenes that the film,
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well, logistically couldn't because, you know, unfortunately
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Carrie Fisher passed away, but also that, like in hand that
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would have made the movie better.
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Like it made things make more sense.
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And I know sometimes people are like, oh, like the like the
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comic adaptation is just like a retelling.
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But like, in that case, it actually like made the story
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really better. It gave more to Han and Leia and
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Leia and Ben and it it, it was. If a movie had been like the
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comic adaptation I think it would have, it would have been
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better. Yeah, I, I, I think like with
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Lee, the sequels, they were just too focused on latching on to
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the nostalgia of Star Wars and like, really like reinvigorating
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the franchise in like a grander scale outside of like the
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cartoons and like all of that type of stuff, 'cause I think at
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the time, like it was only like the animated series, right?
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Like we weren't like diving into like super like live action
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stuff. Granted, it did work because
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that that was like kind of what made me kind of latch onto Star
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Wars because Poe Dameron was on the screen and Oscar Isaac is
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hot and he had jokes. So I was just like, you know
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what, maybe they do have something now.
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Maybe they're on to something here.
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Maybe they're on to something. Give me space, Latinos.
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That's what it is. Speaking of your space Latino,
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today I just saw a photo of him from Frankenstein and he he's
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got like an open like V cut shirt and it said the the
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caption was like, oh, so we're getting slutty Frankenstein and
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I'm like, why I'm I'm here for slutty Oscar Isaac Frankenstein.
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Oscar Isaac exists and like every character that he plays is
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slutty. Like it's just the energy and
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the vibe that he brings to the function and I'm not mad.
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No, I mean, Victor Frankenstein would be extra.
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I mean, he's, he would. So it's only right?
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Exactly, exactly. Like that whole movie is going
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to be incredibly campy and I'm so excited.
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We'll have to. Cover it when it comes out.
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We'll do it. We will also.
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We will and also like it. It deserves one just because
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Mary Shelley was a bad ass and that alone is cool.
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But yes, PO PO. So the sequels really did like,
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I think almost like that gateway into the Galaxy expanding as far
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as Disney Plus and and Disney Plus live action, you know, more
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animated things. But now I'm trying to think of
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more nepo babies. Boca Tan.
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She's like a Princess. Yeah, Yeah.
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Well. I don't know, they didn't have
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kings and Queens, but still, she's like a Duchess or whatever
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the hell because her sister was a Duchess and the father.
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They're both. They're all she does Sateen and
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and Boca tan nepo babies. Rest in peace, Sateen.
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Pour one out for Satine pour. One out for Satine Satine.
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Deserve better. Like do we talk about the Satine
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and Obi Wan Napo baby like that? That's that's his kid.
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I forgot about him. Yeah, that was the whole point.
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They wanted you to forget because that is his illegitimate
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son. Yeah, like, so for those of you
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who have not watched The Clone Wars, Satine, Duchess of
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Mandalore and everyone's favorite Jedi, Mr. Obi Wan
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Kenobi, had a torrid love affair and produced a child.
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Now, none of this is Canon that he produced this child, but it's
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it's it's Canon because Satine refers to him Corky, right?
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Yeah. Satine refers to him as her
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nephew, but her only sibling is Boca Tan and Boca Tan has no
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children and he looks just like Obi Wan.
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Yeah. Well SUS congratulations Obi
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Wan, you are the father he. Would be the best dad ever.
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What he? Yeah.
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Are we sure? I think he would be.
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I think that you're giving him too much credit and I'm an Obi
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Wan kisser. Like I think that unfortunately
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Obi Wan is too emotionally stunted in order to do that.
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I don't know, but I mean that. Jedi Order, like fuck him up.
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Yeah, but like it was like, you can the Jedi Order did have the
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argument of like, Oh yeah, like he said like Oh yeah, if you
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just said the word, I would have left the Jedi Order.
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And like, sorry, small tangent. Like if a man told me that fold
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immediately, but I I immediate fold immediately, just the
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casual yearning and I'm just like, fuck off.
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Yeah. Like I don't, I don't think that
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he would have been a good dad. I think that he like, I think
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that he would have tried really hard and like, yes, like he was
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very soft and good with Leia. But I think I don't think that
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he would have been a good dad to a boy.
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I think that he would have needed a girl.
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He would be a good. Girl, a girl dad.
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He would totally be a girl dad. But like, yeah, I mean, that's
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not how he was with Luke. Where did Corky come from?
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I mean, he clearly is a Nebo baby, an illegal bast and
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illegal an illegitimate bastard. I didn't mean illegal
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illegitimate bastard love child, Nebo baby.
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Yeah, that would be interesting to see if they were able ever
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able to adapt him into live action.
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I will be curious to see because that would be there is a
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potential there to do some stuff.
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I think like my thing with that and like just Mandalorians and
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all like the Clone War stuff in general is that like we have
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like so much shit that we haven't touched on that we could
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especially with like the Mandalore Mandalorian series and
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risk like give me the the Mandalore lore.
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Please. Yeah.
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And it's. And they're like, so much of the
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plot is based on it. They're like, oh, the night of
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1000 tears. But like, I want to see it.
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Like I want to see what happened and like.
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Stop alluding to it. Right like Sabine's family he
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was completely killed and they were a big part of rebels and
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they were like taken out during this.
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Like I don't know. I also feel like every
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Mandalorian is a nepo baby because they all have these like
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fancy clans. But like is it like I?
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I guess, but the the housing system of like Mandalorians is
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so strange. It's like you have your clan,
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your your clans and then you have the houses that are just
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like more of like political affiliation if anything.
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So but like clans in the way that like Mandalorian culture is
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like set up. It's a lot of like found lanes
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are actually like valid. It's not just like the death
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cult. I guess this was a rabbit hole
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of like everything. Go keep going, keep going.
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So, so yeah, like there, there probably are like a lot of like
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Mandalorian nepo babies out there because like I'm trying.
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To think, I guess technically would be because wasn't her
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mother like an ambassador or she had a political position that
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she was on course on? Like whatever she was doing, she
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was doing something high up. Was she on course on?
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I think in either the final season of clone wars or it was
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in the gosh, what was the the one shot series, the tales tales
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of the Jedi. It was one of the two she was
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shown on course on and I think she was like politically active.
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I'll do my research while you you think of other Mandalorian
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nepo babies. I think the issue too is that
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like so much shit is just buried in Legends until someone decides
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to unearth it and pass it off as like their own like original
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thing. I have beef about that.
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So there's a lot of strong opinions about like my opinions
00:24:01
in regards of how like Legends has been handled with the after
00:24:06
the acquisition from Disney. I don't agree with people using
00:24:12
shit from Legends and not consulting authors and asking
00:24:15
them to consult on their series. I'm looking at you, Dave Filoni.
00:24:19
What do you mean? You keep using Thrawn and you
00:24:21
don't ask Timothy's on for his input?
00:24:26
I have a lot of opinions about Dave Filoni.
00:24:28
I'm sorry guys. I, I can see that.
00:24:34
Interesting enough. I, you know, my, did you freeze?
00:24:39
Interesting enough? I've talked about this before on
00:24:42
the show, but my, you know, life goal is to write for Star Wars
00:24:47
and I have a back pocket pitch just in case.
00:24:49
You never know when someone's going to say, hey, I want to see
00:24:52
your, your Star Wars novel pitch.
00:24:55
No one's ever going to say that to me.
00:24:57
But I say that, why don't you just make bad vibes for
00:25:01
yourself? Don't say that.
00:25:03
OK, so when they ask for. My.
00:25:07
The pitch that I have in my back pocket, I actually did
00:25:10
incorporate Legends pieces into it because I myself don't know a
00:25:16
lot about Legends. But I have another friend who's
00:25:18
like, deep, deep into the lore and there's like so many things,
00:25:22
like, even down to just like the starfighters and like, you know,
00:25:27
military bases, like things like that that could be easily used.
00:25:31
Yeah. Just as just to bring it in.
00:25:33
Like they're doing it in the comics.
00:25:34
In Alex Segura's Star Wars run, he brought in a race, a race of
00:25:42
aliens that were just in Legends, like.
00:25:47
And it's super easy to just be like, yeah.
00:25:49
Well, then they live here. Here they are.
00:25:50
They live on this planet. Yeah, like I think like that's
00:25:54
fine and everything. I think like my biggest issue
00:25:56
with like legends usage, especially like in the case of
00:26:00
Dave Filoni and like this is my personal opinion, is that so
00:26:04
often he uses so much shit from air to the Empire where I'm just
00:26:09
like, OK, Dave, I know that you want to like basically recreate
00:26:13
this story with your own OCS, but could we at least like
00:26:17
consult the original authors so everyone stops thinking that
00:26:20
you're like a Star Wars God? True, that is very true.
00:26:25
But I mean, I think that if one becomes like, like meets Throne
00:26:30
and rebels and becomes a fan, it's not hard to stumble upon
00:26:35
the background. Like his background.
00:26:37
You should kind of, yeah. Like I think that, but like I
00:26:40
think that that's like the thing too is that like so we are like
00:26:43
completely tangent, tangent tangenting right now.
00:26:46
I'm so sorry, but like, we're tangerine and we are, we're
00:26:51
tangerine, but the the way that like Dave writes Thrawn
00:27:00
comparative to how Timothy writes Thrawn are two like very
00:27:06
drastic things. And you can kind of see how it's
00:27:13
like, Oh, you only really read heir to the Empire and this is
00:27:20
kind of how you assume Thrawn is and stuff like that.
00:27:24
And it's like, I, I'm just very protective of that character
00:27:27
because like, I genuinely love everything about Thrawn and like
00:27:31
how much nuance he actually has to his character.
00:27:33
So like I understand that it's hard to like explore that in
00:27:35
like a kid series and whatnot, but it's like then you get all
00:27:39
these people that kind of misconstrued as to like the type
00:27:42
of person and character and Thrones own motivations and
00:27:46
whatnot. But then it's also like he
00:27:49
brought in like a race that was from heir to the Empire that
00:27:53
like was really important to Thrones downfall because they
00:27:57
like basically acknowledge of like, Oh yeah, Leia is the heir
00:28:04
to Vader. And so so that's the whole thing
00:28:07
guys. That's the whole thing about
00:28:08
heir to the empire. It's not about throng being heir
00:28:12
to the empire. It's Leia being a Nepho baby.
00:28:15
That is what saves the Galaxy. It is Leia being a Nepho baby
00:28:19
anyway. I mean, that was Luke, George
00:28:21
Lucas's original plan for the trilogy.
00:28:24
The sequel trilogy was that it was going to revolve around the
00:28:28
fact that the prophecy of the Chosen One actually refers to
00:28:31
Leia. And like, I think that's, that's
00:28:33
probably where, I mean, I can't speak for Timothy's on, but I
00:28:36
would imagine that's kind of maybe where he drew inspiration
00:28:39
from, which would have been that would have been a sick ass
00:28:44
sequel series instead of killing off all of the nostalgic
00:28:48
characters that we love except Chewie and Lando.
00:28:53
Which is a choice. Right, which is a choice like
00:28:59
oh, I don't know. But anyway, just so you know,
00:29:03
back backtracking like 18 steps now to Sabine and trying to
00:29:08
figure out if she's a neppo baby.
00:29:10
My research based on the lying Internet tells me that she is
00:29:15
her name is Ursa Ren, is the Mandalorian warrior and the
00:29:20
leader of Clan Ren and a member of House Vizla and mother blah
00:29:24
blah blah. She's the mother.
00:29:25
She was also part of Death Watch.
00:29:28
Of course she was part of the terrorist group fucking death
00:29:31
cult. Well, I don't understand the
00:29:36
Death Watch, but that's a whole nother can of worms to open up.
00:29:42
She was, you know, I don't know, I could have sworn she did
00:29:49
something. Oh, she was a Countess.
00:29:55
She was a Countess. So that's kind of like, I don't
00:29:59
know what's a child of a Countess and that also a
00:30:02
Countess I. Start like deep diving into like
00:30:07
fucking titles of everything. Can someone in in some comment
00:30:12
or somewhere let us know like what royal titles the hierarchy
00:30:18
of royal titles are? Would you even get one?
00:30:23
I don't know, that's a good question.
00:30:25
But I mean she also was Sabine was also the rightful owner of
00:30:30
the Dark Saber, so she was technically like the leader of
00:30:34
Mandalore. So she went from nipple baby to
00:30:39
like planet leader. I feel like Sabine is also like
00:30:50
a really interesting character study, especially like when you
00:30:52
like look at her character development from Rebels to like
00:30:55
where they end up putting her in Ahsoka.
00:30:58
And I'm just like, why'd you got to do her like that?
00:31:02
OK, but the way like I mentioned it before, wiping out her whole
00:31:05
family in a sentence was like, what?
00:31:11
Because they were such a big part of that of the show.
00:31:16
Like there was the whole arc about so being going back to
00:31:19
Mandalore and, you know, fighting for her family and
00:31:22
everything. And then right, you know, so
00:31:23
good. They're like oh BTW remember
00:31:25
that them they're super dead. Yeah, yeah.
00:31:31
And that's like kind of why I'm just like, what was there like,
00:31:35
really like a plan for this. And it's like, can, can, can we
00:31:39
develop our, our characters a little bit better?
00:31:43
Thanks. True.
00:31:45
But on the lines, on the same lines as Rebels, Hera is a
00:31:50
complete nipple baby. Oh yeah, yeah.
00:31:53
She's like ultimate. She's like ultimate nipple baby,
00:31:56
but like she's earned. She's earned her own though she
00:32:00
she didn't do anything her father wanted her to do so.
00:32:03
If you were a child who had to grow up in the Clone Wars like
00:32:08
you're, you're fine. Like you.
00:32:10
No, no one can call you an apple baby like you survived like.
00:32:14
Yeah, like she earned, earned her own.
00:32:18
Like if we could erase her from being an Apple baby based on her
00:32:23
actions, she would deserve it because she literally did this.
00:32:29
She literally did the opposite of everything her father like
00:32:32
wanted her to do and went and you know, became a badass and
00:32:37
bagged herself a baddie. So napple baby or not, she's
00:32:44
still the best. But she was she was a big Napple
00:32:46
baby. Facts.
00:32:49
Facts. Technically wouldn't every
00:32:51
single you're going to you're going to find this one.
00:32:57
This is an out of an out of left field one.
00:33:01
Technically every single clone is a Nepho baby to Django Fett.
00:33:14
Well, of course Boba Fett, but but I mean the entire Republic
00:33:19
for. Sure, Boba Fett, but.
00:33:23
The entire Republic, the clone army of the Republic and just
00:33:28
cloned Nepho babies. Not wrong.
00:33:41
Can you be a Nepho baby if you are just the guy like?
00:33:46
That's a good question, because then because likely you're the
00:33:49
original. Yeah, because like I think like
00:33:52
if anything like, yes, I I would say for sure like Boba Fett is
00:33:57
never because that was, that was like Django Fabian, like, yeah,
00:34:01
I want a kid. Let me.
00:34:03
Let me keep one of these. So therefore, yeah, let me.
00:34:06
Keep. So let me grow one of them.
00:34:09
That, that logic is so hilarious to me.
00:34:12
They're like, we want to use you for cloning.
00:34:14
And he's like, cool deal, except give me one of them just 'cause
00:34:17
I think it'd be cool to have a kid and train that kid to be an
00:34:20
assassin like a bounty on her. That's so Mandalorian though,
00:34:25
that like that's that's like literally like a part of like
00:34:27
the Mandalorian culture though, is I believe it's the sons like
00:34:36
spend like 5 years of their training, like of their life,
00:34:39
like training with their dad and then like their girls like spent
00:34:43
like 3 like years with their like mom training and stuff like
00:34:47
that. So it's like they're they're
00:34:48
they're like training them like super early on, like I.
00:34:52
So Boba Fett fit fit the fit the bill.
00:34:55
Yeah, that that's an Apple baby, like Boba Fett for sure is an MO
00:34:59
baby, Yes. Yeah.
00:35:01
And then he oh crap I lost my train of thought ignore me.
00:35:06
But the clone army. Interesting point of they are
00:35:11
just Django Fett. So is there a singular identity
00:35:17
or are they all children of Boba Fett like a cult?
00:35:23
I mean not. Like the Jango Fett.
00:35:27
I I would say that it's just like singular Django Fett like.
00:35:30
I would just assume that it's just clones like, but then it's
00:35:34
like. A singular A singular Django.
00:35:41
A singular Django yeah because then I was like starting to
00:35:43
think I'm just like, would you really like like count right as
00:35:46
like a neppo baby considering she's like the granddaughter of
00:35:50
a Palpatine clone but yes technically yes still yes still
00:35:54
a net because. She's like her own individual.
00:35:57
Like she's a individual person. Yeah, like the clone.
00:36:00
It's the clone reproduced and created her.
00:36:05
But there's got to be some. You know what the hard thing
00:36:09
about the Jedi Order is that like they, they steal children.
00:36:12
So it's hard to, it's hard to tell if any of them were from
00:36:19
backgrounds, prominent backgrounds.
00:36:22
So the Jedi are a little little tricky, tricky bastard.
00:36:29
You know who is an Apple baby now?
00:36:31
Grogu. What can can you be an be an
00:36:38
echo baby if you're like an adopted child of a foundling?
00:36:42
I feel like that like that's still like started from the
00:36:45
bottom. Now we're here kind of.
00:36:46
I was like, you feel like you're still kind of like make yourself
00:36:49
up from the bootstraps, like. You know, that's a good
00:36:55
question. Because, because Din, like he
00:37:03
had it rough for a while. Like I don't, I don't, I'm not
00:37:06
sure now, now that you bring that up.
00:37:07
I don't know. You've you've perplexed me.
00:37:13
Yeah, I think I think that it the that like he wouldn't be
00:37:16
considered an Eppo baby considering like I I respect
00:37:23
Dins grind of being a single dad, but like a lot of his like
00:37:29
energy is giving. Like Dad, are we poor?
00:37:36
No, son, drink your soup. Dad.
00:37:43
Poor. Oh my goodness.
00:37:48
That is. That is because especially with
00:37:50
that little, like, shack he lives in, like, yeah.
00:37:58
Oh, I need to rewatch it. It's been a while.
00:38:00
That my, my, it, it's been a while.
00:38:04
So my Mandalorian knowledge is a little rusty.
00:38:10
My my problem is that like so much of it like is just jumbled
00:38:15
between like OK, which one was actually Legends and which was
00:38:18
just was Canon and which is stuff that like I had to like
00:38:22
write myself in order to fill in the blanks for my own Star Wars
00:38:25
nonsense like. It's all.
00:38:28
It's all one. It's all one at this point, so
00:38:34
as it. Another Nepo baby going back to
00:38:40
Rebels is Jason, the Neppo baby of a Neppo baby.
00:38:46
Yeah, yeah, he and a Jedi, which is pretty sick.
00:38:50
I mean, that's a pretty sick combination, but that's like 3
00:38:53
generations of Neppo babies right there.
00:38:59
Like the Skywalkers they're like 4 generations and the Cindulas
00:39:03
are like 3. I'm still really sad that they
00:39:07
took away Jason's green skin. Yeah, that would have been
00:39:13
pretty cool. Put it back.
00:39:15
But I do like, I do like that he is clearly at least like, part
00:39:22
Hispanic because Freddie Prince, Junior, like, I like that they
00:39:26
did that, that they didn't whitewash him.
00:39:28
Yeah. So that was nice.
00:39:33
Oh, Freddie coming for you. Freddie coming for you?
00:39:40
Freddy who? Who are you doing?
00:39:41
Freddy. Oh fucking Jabba the Hutt snot
00:39:52
kid. Yeah, that's.
00:39:54
Gross. But yeah, played by played by
00:40:00
Jeremy Allen White. What is that?
00:40:02
What? The hell who who was doing a
00:40:08
line of coke when they made that casting like an idea?
00:40:12
OK, but like honestly, if if someone was like, hey, I could
00:40:18
get you into Star Wars, but you cannot like complain about what
00:40:22
like role like. I'm able to get you in.
00:40:27
Would you say yes? Would you say yes?
00:40:32
I definitely say yes, but Can you imagine finding out you're
00:40:36
just, what is that like a rollover?
00:40:38
Whatever the fuck is name roll, but something like that.
00:40:43
Oh my gosh, it's just, it's just Jeremy Allen white and a really
00:40:47
bad Jabba the Hutt costume. Like an inflatable Jabba the
00:40:50
Hutt costume. Oh my God, stop that.
00:40:59
That was that's. I want to see where that's going
00:41:02
to go because that is that's some.
00:41:05
That's some. Was that like legitimate or was
00:41:07
it clickbait? I couldn't.
00:41:08
Tell no, it's it's true because I think it's in.
00:41:11
I think it's going to be in The Mandalorian and Grogu, I'm
00:41:16
pretty sure. Yeah, because that was
00:41:20
confirmed. I'm almost positive Katy
00:41:24
Sackhoff confirmed she'll be back in the movie too.
00:41:29
I have no clue how Hutt Junior fits into this weird found
00:41:36
family. I, I I don't know.
00:41:41
Listen, if someone said that they could get me into Star
00:41:45
Wars, I would just let it happen, Yeah.
00:41:48
And I'll not put me in Star Wars.
00:41:51
Yeah, we'll both be Jabba the Hutt's illegitimate children,
00:41:55
whoever you want. Oh my God.
00:42:02
What is that is something that was a good one.
00:42:07
That was a good one. I didn't I didn't even think of
00:42:09
that. There's, you know, I feel like
00:42:13
we're, there's got to be more that we're missing and I just
00:42:16
can't, I can't think of anymore. I mean, I think The thing is
00:42:23
that like, so many characters in fucking Star Wars are just
00:42:26
politicians. So like by default, like so many
00:42:29
people are just like, Yep, that's another baby.
00:42:31
And it's like, how come everyone's in fucking politics
00:42:34
and yet the Galaxy is always in fucking ruin.
00:42:36
Like what the hell? Yeah, it's a disaster.
00:42:39
It's a disaster. It's pretty bad.
00:42:44
Only pretty bad. Oh well, would it?
00:42:47
So I would like to know what's going to happen with Cassian's
00:42:52
baby. Cassian Andor's baby, because
00:42:54
that'll be an Echo baby, but I don't know if they'll ever do
00:42:57
anything anything with that but. I'm not going to hold my breath.
00:43:03
Yeah, unfortunately, me neither. Like it was, I saw it coming.
00:43:08
I knew that that was what was going on.
00:43:11
Like, why? Yeah, you know, Vicks left and
00:43:13
everything. Yeah.
00:43:14
But it would be kind of cool to see his child, you know, during
00:43:19
the like, Oh my gosh, during like a sequel era or something
00:43:24
like that. That would be kind of.
00:43:26
Cool, because he would be like that that age.
00:43:31
Yeah, he he would fit in with like it would be like him and
00:43:35
like Jason would be around the same age.
00:43:40
Yeah, that'd be that would be a cool team up.
00:43:42
Yeah, but Cassian is also a nepple baby because he's my son.
00:43:51
He's my my son. I love him so much.
00:44:00
And I. Mean technically, technically
00:44:05
Thrawn is actually a nepple baby and for going off of like
00:44:08
adoption, like kind of like things that's kind of like a
00:44:11
whole thing within like the throne ascendancy books is
00:44:16
family dynamics and merit adoptives and throwing getting
00:44:21
away from shit because getting away with shit because he's like
00:44:24
from like a high like ranking family.
00:44:28
Interesting they they did that. They did that in the High
00:44:34
Republic books. They have like a Prince who is
00:44:39
was a commoner and adopted by the queen and her consort.
00:44:44
So he but he's like he's a Prince.
00:44:46
Like that's like just because he's adopted, you know, doesn't
00:44:48
mean anything, But which is is pretty cool because like imagine
00:44:52
being like a a poor commoner who's like entire family was
00:44:56
wiped out and then you get adopted by like some cool
00:44:58
lesbians. That would be amazing.
00:45:01
No, that's real. That's real.
00:45:03
Yeah, like. If you're going to, if you're
00:45:06
going to go through the tragedy of like losing your entire
00:45:08
family, but at least like it's pretty cool to get it adopted by
00:45:12
royal lesbians. Valid.
00:45:17
No, but like like but by by like that logic, like there is like a
00:45:20
lot of like Napo babies within like the chess like culture, but
00:45:25
it but typically you have to prove yourself before like
00:45:30
high-ranking families like want you.
00:45:32
So it's like Nepho baby, but I earned my place to be a Nepho
00:45:37
baby. I work.
00:45:38
It's like a hair, it's like a Hera situation.
00:45:41
It's like, it's like she's technically an A Nepho baby, but
00:45:45
she also isn't by that standard. You know, that's how I feel
00:45:50
about. Like throwing, it's like the
00:45:51
reverse. Yeah.
00:45:54
So like you have to earn your keep before we're just like, OK,
00:45:57
you can, you can have the name now.
00:45:59
Yeah, you can earn your keep. Yeah, yeah.
00:46:04
Basically that's. More or less what it is.
00:46:07
I mean, you know, wait, going back to the clone army again,
00:46:14
Because I just thought I was thinking along the lines of like
00:46:16
Hera and being young on Ryloth, they had the whole thing in the
00:46:19
Bad Batch with Omega. So would Omega and the Bad
00:46:24
Batch, since they're like mutations of Django Fett being
00:46:28
considered children of Django Fett, Or are they just defective
00:46:31
clones? I feel like those are still just
00:46:34
as defective clones because it's just like they're off brand
00:46:38
Djangos. Yeah, I feel like like with
00:46:42
them, like they're like acknowledged as like clones
00:46:45
still. Whereas with like Boba, like has
00:46:48
his own identity. Right.
00:46:51
So there, there's there the Walmart Momarda clones.
00:47:01
It's like what John Walker is to Captain America.
00:47:04
That's right. I know you're.
00:47:06
I know you're a John Walker case there.
00:47:11
Listen I I can't help what I am. No, and I love having.
00:47:17
Questionable taste, but it's fine.
00:47:23
It's fine. And I love that.
00:47:25
It's what makes you you. My questionable taste in white
00:47:29
men. It's like, wow, right?
00:47:31
Like I see that you have a new like character crush.
00:47:34
Like, what is it? And it better not be another
00:47:37
homicidal white man. I'm just like, well now I don't
00:47:38
have anything to show. Oh well, PO PO is your is is
00:47:43
good. My Poe is he's a hero, so I'm
00:47:49
going to give you that. Right, you have another
00:47:52
character crush. It better not be a homicidal
00:47:54
white man and just another Oscar as a character.
00:47:57
Well, now I have nothing to show.
00:47:59
Well, crap. You take out Oscar Isaac and now
00:48:01
you're real. Now you're really screwed.
00:48:05
Also, like every single episode that we have recorded so far, we
00:48:08
have talked about Oscar Isaac. Like, I know I love that so
00:48:11
much. As it should be.
00:48:16
Yes, it should be. This was the plan all along.
00:48:21
Also Pedro Pascal, even though we didn't mention him as the
00:48:24
Mandalorian, talk about the Mandalorian.
00:48:27
So therefore. It's implied.
00:48:30
It's implied. So are we implied so now since
00:48:34
we've also discussed the different roles they've played,
00:48:38
do we think like Poe and Din would kiss?
00:48:47
Well, considering the age gap, no.
00:48:52
Pretend it's there's no age gap. Oh yeah, Yeah, they would.
00:48:57
No question. Yeah.
00:49:01
That's not even a question. What are you asking me that for?
00:49:04
Yeah, why are you asking stupid questions?
00:49:06
Jenna, come on. Of course they would kiss.
00:49:15
Oh my gosh, the spin off that nobody saw coming.
00:49:20
It's not actually the Mandalorian Grogu.
00:49:22
It's like the Mandalorian and Poe don't ask about the
00:49:25
timelines. That's the parentheses of the.
00:49:29
Film just going to jump the shark in Star.
00:49:33
Wars. We're just like talking.
00:49:38
He's talking about Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal.
00:49:41
Until someone acknowledges, until they kiss, Until they
00:49:46
kiss, please, please. Maybe so happy.
00:49:54
Maybe Mr. Fantastic and Moon Night or fucking Apocalypse,
00:49:58
whatever whoever Oscar Isaac plays.
00:50:02
Oh my God that would be so funny.
00:50:04
Like if they just don't even make him Apocalypse.
00:50:06
They don't even make him fucking Mark Specter.
00:50:08
They like make him live. Action that would be fantastic
00:50:16
because it would just be perfect.
00:50:20
But sadly, you know, Mr. Fantastic wouldn't wouldn't he
00:50:24
wouldn't kiss them because why would you when your wife is
00:50:26
Vanessa Kirby? I mean, he's got it made.
00:50:31
I hear you. I hear you.
00:50:34
But Oscar Isaac. And that's it.
00:50:38
That's my whole argument. I respect it.
00:50:45
So on the note of Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal, which I think
00:50:49
we might have to retitle our podcast to be just about them, I
00:50:56
think I think we hit on as many as we could come up, as many
00:50:59
Nepal babies as we could come up with on the top of our heads.
00:51:02
I'm sure there are a lot more. And I'm sure there's Star Wars
00:51:06
fans out there who would be like, Oh my God, I can't believe
00:51:09
you didn't think about blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:51:11
But we're we're, we're flying by the seat of our pants here.
00:51:17
Yeah, sorry if we get some lore wrong, Legends is confusing.
00:51:24
Very confusing and you know Kylo Ren.
00:51:30
Worst nepo baby confirmed. Fuck him.
00:51:33
We'll, we'll just have to talk about Leia Moore one of these
00:51:35
days, about how she's like, the most reluctant nepo baby ever.
00:51:39
Yeah. You know, and does she even in
00:51:44
in the original trilogy, she never she ever told that she's
00:51:49
Vader's child. I don't think so, no.
00:51:54
And so that's why I think that it's so interesting that like so
00:51:57
much like afterthought, like stuff always touches on like her
00:52:02
experience of like having to reconcile with the fact of like
00:52:05
her dad is Vader. Right.
00:52:08
Yeah, because they were like, Luke can find out, but all Leia
00:52:12
needs to know is that she's his twin and that they kissed that
00:52:15
one time. Yeah, yeah.
00:52:22
And that's it. And that's that.
00:52:24
And that's. And she, she produced the
00:52:26
world's Worst child. So which?
00:52:30
Is what I think was going to happen when you had a kid with
00:52:32
Han Solo. Like, yeah, it's good in theory,
00:52:35
but like, it's Han Solo. I wouldn't want to settle down
00:52:39
with Han Solo, especially who was fucking Princess, like Leia.
00:52:42
Like, yeah, I'm all for banter, but that man is a walking red
00:52:46
flag. He was going to be a shithead
00:52:48
like, husband anyway. You knew that.
00:52:50
Yeah. He was, but he is also, at his
00:52:53
core a hero. Like you wouldn't think he'd
00:52:55
produce such a bitch like Ben Solo.
00:52:59
Yeah, but like, I don't know, like you, you can argue like, Oh
00:53:03
yeah, like he's a hero, but it's like at the root of his being,
00:53:07
he's still a scoundrel. Like he's he's a hero by being a
00:53:10
scoundrel. At least he's not a bitch like a
00:53:14
son. Yeah, but you had to get it from
00:53:17
somewhere. Maybe Anakin, because Anakin had
00:53:22
his moments. Anakin definitely had his
00:53:25
moments. Real.
00:53:30
Yeah, like basically every single thing he said on Mustafar
00:53:35
was his moment. You turned her against me.
00:53:44
You have done that yourself, just us reciting the entire end
00:53:50
of the entire Mustafar battle. Yeah, don't worry, that's going
00:53:54
to go on our Patreon. We're going to like wear like
00:53:56
the outfits and everything. Yeah, are you going to be OK?
00:54:01
So who are you going to be though?
00:54:02
Because you're an Obi Wan kisser but you keep saying the Anakin
00:54:05
lines. That'll be like a part of like
00:54:13
the tier of it. Like it'll be like a pole of
00:54:15
like who they want to be who. Right, right, Subscribe to our
00:54:19
Patreon and look for that poll. We do not have a Patreon.
00:54:29
At this point, we really just need to make one 'cause we keep
00:54:32
making that same joke. No, it'll be like really funny
00:54:36
if we just like keep doing it and like, it's like a year's
00:54:39
past and people are just like, hey, where's the Patreon?
00:54:41
I can't find it. And then we're just like, what
00:54:43
do you mean? It's there.
00:54:45
It's there that that that we just the.
00:54:48
The the Mustafar scene is definitely going.
00:54:50
To be a special, special episode.
00:54:55
We just get like the script and just just do the whole thing.
00:54:59
We just do a table read of like every Star Wars movie.
00:55:02
Could you imagine? Oh my God, table read of like
00:55:06
the most. Famous or infamous scenes?
00:55:09
Like 100%. I like literally the other day I
00:55:12
just texted like 2 of my friends, they're actually
00:55:15
traveling abroad together in the end of the year and I was like,
00:55:18
hey guys, like when I can afford it, when I can afford it and I
00:55:22
can travel abroad with you, Can we go to Lake Cuomo?
00:55:25
Only so I can say I don't like the sand.
00:55:29
It's course rough, it's everywhere.
00:55:32
I just want to go to Italy just to do that.
00:55:35
No, that's valid because I always like tell all of my
00:55:38
friends that it's just like, hey, when like my, when my
00:55:42
future husband is like planning to propose to me, You have to
00:55:46
make sure that he knows that he has to do it in Lake Como,
00:55:48
because if he doesn't, I'm going to say no.
00:55:51
Right. It's a hard, hard automatic.
00:55:53
No see. Well you have you have the Padme
00:56:00
Padme dress and I, I want to do the Anakin line.
00:56:04
So I think we should take a girls trip to Italy.
00:56:09
Could you imagine? Oh my God.
00:56:12
We'll do a live episode, a live episode from Italy, but the
00:56:15
episode is just recorded on our phones and it's it's me being
00:56:18
like, I don't like sand. With the little rat tail and
00:56:25
everything. Please.
00:56:28
Oh my God, I will. Literally.
00:56:29
I will. Literally get a clip in rat
00:56:32
tail. I'm not even.
00:56:34
I'm not even. Fuck.
00:56:38
All right, so 2020 Lake Cuomo 2026 for real, keep subscribing
00:56:44
to us so we can make money to go there and you guys can see our
00:56:48
live podcast episode. Oh.
00:56:56
My God.